COMPANY COWFIDENTIAL
           

A Cross-Legged Knights Concept

The Digital Holstein, DH, was produced to fill a void in the American electronics market that has not yet been mastered by offshore engineering concerns. The DH will assist in maintaining the US lead and excellence in the competitive worldwide hi-tech dairy market.  The DH brings together all the features that are required to produce the standard to which all other agroponic silicon-based products will be compared against, well into the 21st century.


   Single input, multiple bit-streamed output

   Pipelined processor architecture

   3 internal, independent, processors

   Completely integrated I/O processing system

   Demand-driven output interface

   Compatible with industry standard products

   Self-directing, sensory guided, input acquisition

   Vary input from grass to feed with no service

   Optional E-I-E-I/O card from Old McDonald Hardware Works and Creamery

   Field-tested, pasture ready

   Surface mount package with 4 ground connections

   The DH is an accepted standard in the American League

   Backed by years of proven design excellence with the Analog Holstein family

   Increased drive capabilities over similar products - The first commercially available
         Holstein that can be driven to Dodge City non-stop

   Available in standard binary (B/W) dressing

   Articulated dorsal assemblage

   Gimbaled audio receptors, with tags

   Full spectrum, Moo-type, audio broadcast

   Signal processing with the "BESSY" protocol

   Each system comes with The DH Cookbook, an applications and barbecue guide.

Operating Characteristics
(TA=25°C)
Range
North 40
Feed lot
Butter fat
6%
>1%
Rise time
Sun up
Fall time
When they come home

Products under development using the DH technology:

   Cellular Holstein - for the agronomist on the go, with BMW or John Deere option

   Mil-spec Holstein - camouflaged and Tempest certified for no unsightly emissions

   Jersey co-processor - for fast floating-butter processing

   The Barn - a gate array device for parallel processing using Digital Holstein herds

   Holstein Lite - all the processing but with half the butter fat

   The Holstein Shuttle® - not just another cattle car with wings but one that can jump over the moon


The Cross-Legged Knights - "World leaders in cow chip production"

Hemant K. Gorowara: Udder Secretary, R&D
Carlin Covey: Bovine Lunar Trajectory Specialist
Steve Haney: Lead Lactation Engineer
Michael Myers: Ruminant Information Director
Frank Del Monte: Promootion Director
Stan Albert: V.P., Artificial Dissemination